So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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