I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.