Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We're not piercing ourselves today.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.