The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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