I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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