He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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