I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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