YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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