I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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