normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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