How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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