Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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