yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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