dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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