cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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