dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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