Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
