i jhust puked up my retainher.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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