Come see our sink grown plant.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize
