yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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