You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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