My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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