dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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