she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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