I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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