The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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