I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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