I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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