I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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