Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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