this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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