I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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