I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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