I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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