Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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