god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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