I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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