Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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