Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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