So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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