thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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