...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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