Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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