There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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