STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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