gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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