Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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