We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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