He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My dick has a subreddit
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm both gender and math confused
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