I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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