"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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