I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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