actually, I'm a sock model
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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