what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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