every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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